We Do Vacuum Cleaners…

Residential Sales

We market and sell the most popular brands of vacuum cleaners and rug shampooers to include Miele, Simplicity, Hoover, Eureka, Shark and Royal… We have Central Vacuums too

Commercial Sales

We offer a wide selection of commercial vacuum cleaners to include Sanitaire, Hoover, CarpetPro and Royal… and on multi-unit buy FREE DELIVERY


Our Technicians have years of experience repairing most vacuum cleaner and extractor models on the market… and we do FREE ESTIMATES

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… And Look Good While Doing It

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We’re Trailblazers of Trends

That’s right, we’re keeping it classy… We’ve been putting the sexy back in vacuum cleaners since 1985.

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We’re Purveyors of Puns

Yes… Our business sucks!  Our store is full of dirt bags!
After 32 years, we’ve heard every vacuum cleaner joke in the book.  In fact, we likely wrote half of them.

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We’re Adversaries of Animals

Dogs wil chase cars but run from vacuums… Go Figure. Buy something new or let us tune up what you have.  Either way, your vacuum will be in pet frightening mode for years to come.

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Latest News

Please! For the love of all that’s Holy… Know your vacuum’s MAKE/MODEL

Car companies like GM, Ford and Mercedes all produce product lines that differ from one another. GM makes Chevrolet and Buick.  That’s why we say Chevrolet and Buick are ‘Makes‘ of GM… because GM makes them.  Duh!  But Chevrolet itself also produces a bunch of different types of things… cars (Corvette, Camaro, Impala) and trucks […]

Love the next vac you buy!

When one decides to buy a vacuum cleaner, almost everyone walking through our door has a vague idea of the type of vacuum cleaner purchase they plan to make.  And what they want is invariably what they’ve become accustomed to over the years.  Rarely do they re-examine their needs.  For those of us that are… […]

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