We Do Floor Equipment…

Residential Sales

We market and sell the most popular brands of vacuum cleaners and rug shampooers to include Miele, Simplicity, Hoover, Eureka, Shark and Royal… We have Central Vacuums too

Commercial Sales

We offer a wide selection of commercial vacuum cleaners to include Sanitaire, Hoover, CarpetPro and Royal… and on multi-unit buy FREE DELIVERY

Repairs

Our Technicians have years of experience repairing most vacuum cleaner and extractor models on the market… and we do FREE ESTIMATES

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… And Look Good While Doing It

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We’re Trailblazers of Trends

That’s right, we’re keeping it classy… We’ve been putting the sexy back in vacuum cleaners since 1985.

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We’re Purveyors of Puns

Yes… Our business sucks!  Our store is full of dirt bags!
After 35 years, we’ve heard every vacuum cleaner joke in the book, and likely wrote half of them.  Ba Dum Tss

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We’re Adversaries of Animals

Dogs chase cars but run from vacuums… Go Figure. Buy something new or let us tune up what you have.  Either way, your vacuum will be in pet frightening mode for years to come.

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