… And Look Good While Doing It
We’re Trailblazers of Trends
That’s right, we’re keeping it classy… We’ve been putting the sexy back in vacuum cleaners since 1985.
We’re Purveyors of Puns
Yes… Our business sucks! Our store is full of dirt bags!
After 35 years, we’ve heard every vacuum cleaner joke in the book, and likely wrote half of them. Ba Dum Tss
We’re Adversaries of Animals
Dogs chase cars but run from vacuums… Go Figure. Buy something new or let us tune up what you have. Either way, your vacuum will be in pet frightening mode for years to come.
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